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Wednesday, December 10, 2008 Post By: Marvel2U

婚姻存摺

> 給有結婚的人 ,

> 沒結婚的人也可以設一個特別存摺 ,

> 為自己值得感到高興或幸福的事存

> 下記憶哦 ……

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> 我的 '婚姻存摺 '是出嫁那天 ,

> 媽媽遞到我手上的.

> 當時,我以為會是一大筆錢,打開一看發現只有1000元.

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> 我用失望的眼神看著媽媽,媽媽卻笑著說

> :'這是我特意為你們辦理的 '婚姻存摺

> ',

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以後每逢值得紀念的日子,都可以存一筆錢,等到老的時候,裡面除了錢,還有無限

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的幸福…'時,我對母親這份心思不以為然,倒是丈夫記在了心上.

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> 婚後沒多久 ,他就先後存了兩個500元 ,

> 一個是因為他升職了,第二個是因為我手術治愈出院.

> 當時我嘴上笑他無聊 ,其實心裡甜蜜無比,

> 畢竟他把我的健康也當作一件讓他感到幸福的事

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> 沒過多久,我懷孕了 ,

> 這一次 ,我足足往裡面存了2000元.

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> 但很快 ,我們開始有了爭吵和冷漠﹔

> 孩子出生帶來的快樂是短暫的

> ,洗不完的尿布、喂不完的奶 ,

> 進一步加劇了我們感情的惡化.

> 而那本婚姻存摺像被遺忘了,寂寞地躺在抽屜角落,

> 上面的數字久未見漲

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我們鬧離婚的時候,媽媽說,你們先把存摺上面的錢花光了再離吧

> ,

> 雖然錢不多,但是你們共同的財產.

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> 於是,我第一次取了1000元 ,

> 然後拎著幾件心儀已久的衣服離開商場時

> ,我又回去對售貨小姐說

> : ' 對不起

> ,我不買了,請你退回我剛才付給你的錢.'

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也許當時的局面窘迫極了,但我腦海裡想到的是那1000元婚姻積蓄的來源

> :

> 他是個害羞的男人 ,但曾在街頭大聲地對我說

> '我愛你 ',

> 我為此存下100元﹔

> 他記得我的生日、鞋號、密碼及最怕的事 ,

> 我為此在生日那天存下300元﹔

> 他對女人有風度,也有距離

> ,不給暗戀他的女下屬任何機會,

> 我為此存下500元…

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> 啊 ,這 1000元裡就有這麼多的幸福積累,

> 再看看婚姻存摺上的兩萬多元

> ,我的眼睛忽然就有些濕潤起來.

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> 晚上回到家

> ,我把存摺交給他說:'趕緊花吧,花光了好離婚

> '

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> 第二天晚上,他把存摺遞到我手上,

> 我打開一看,發現反而多了1000元.

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> 他說

> :'那上面的每一元錢都記錄著我們走過的歷程,

> 我第一次發覺原來是這樣的愛你

> ,索性又存進了1000元.

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> 我們從此又和好如初了.

> 還是媽媽說得對,

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以愛情的名義為婚姻開個戶口,把夫妻間所有快樂的、幸福的、浪漫的事

> ,

> 通通存進銀行.有了這本日積月累的婚姻存摺

> ,即使是再貧窮的婚姻,也決不害怕透支

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Friday, November 28, 2008 Post By: Marvel2U

LET EVERYONE WHO HAS A WIFE / GIRLFRIEND / DAUGHTER KNOW PLEASE

Bottled water in your car is very dangerous to women
放在汽車裡的瓶裝水對女性是非常危險的事情 ﹗ ! !!
This is how Sheryl Crow got breast cancer.
She was on the Ellen show and said this same exact thing.
This has been identified as the most common cause of the high levels in breast cancer 、 especially in Australia .
這就是謝莉 ‧ 克羅得乳腺癌的原因。 她在上艾倫的節目裡提到這是千真萬確的事情。這已經被鑑定是罹患乳腺癌裡的高危險因素中最常見的原因了,尤其是在澳洲地區。
A friend whose mother was recently diagnosed with breast cancer.
The Doctor told her: women should not drink bottled water that has been left in a car.
有位朋友的母親最近才被診斷出乳腺癌。 醫生告訴她︰婦女實在不應該喝留放在汽車裡的瓶裝水。
The doctor said that the heat and the plastic of the bottle have certain chemicals that can lead to breast cancer.
So please be careful and do not drink bottled water that has been left in a car 、 and 、 pass this on to all the women in your life.
This information is the kind we need to know and be aware of and it just might save a life.
這醫生還說熱能和塑膠瓶子兩者遇在一起就會產生化學物質 , 而那些將會導致人們罹患乳腺癌。因此請小心並且千萬不要喝留放在車子裡頭的瓶裝水 . 請把這信息傳遞給你生命中的所有女性親友。這是一則或許可以拯救一個生命的訊息 , 我們不只應該知道 , 而且要多加小心 .
The heat causes toxins from the plastic to leak into the water and they have found these toxins in breast tissue.
Use a stainless steel Canteen or a glass bottle when you can!!!
熱能釋放出塑膠裡的有毒物質! 後 , 這些物質就滲入到了水裡頭,而人們的胸部組織裡頭竟然就發現了這種毒素。所以如果可以的話,切記改用不鏽鋼杯或是玻璃瓶都好 ﹗ ! !

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Tuesday, July 29, 2008 Post By: Marvel2U

Old Jokes, New Revelations!

1. Women are unpredictable. Before marriage, she expects a man, after marriage she suspects him, and after death she respects him.



2. There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go thru hell for her. They got married - and now he is going thru hell.



3. A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds : "Wife wanted". Next day, he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."

4. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.



5. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.



6. A man received a letter from some kidnappers. The letter said, "If you don't promise to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."



7. "What's the matter, you look depressed." "I'm having trouble with my wife." "What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days." "But that ought to make you happy." "It did, but today is the last day."



8. When she is 18 - She is a football, 22 men going after her. When she is 28 - She is a hockey ball, 8 men going after her. When she is 38 - She is a golf ball, 1 man hitting on her. When she is 48 - She is a pingpong ball, 2 men pushing to each other.



9. At 20 - A man is like a coconut, so much to offer, so little to give. At 30 - He is like a durian, dangerous but delicious. At 40 - He is like a watermelon, big, round and juicy. At 50 - He is like a mandarin orange, the season comes once in a year. At 60 - He is just like a raisin, dried out, wrinkles and cheap.



10. In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

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