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Thursday, March 12, 2009 Post By: Marvel2U

女人在8、18、28、38、48歲時有啥不同?

看完後,好好笑喔~

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8歲時 - 你要帶她上床並講個故事哄她睡覺;

18歲時 - 你要編個故事把她騙上床;

28 歲時 - 你啥都不用說只要直接和她上床就好了;

38歲時 - 她會編個故事要你跟她上床;

48歲時 - 你會編個故事以避免和她上床。

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下文轉寄自彭清勇碩士提供:

(A)熱戀的時候,男人抱著女人睡。女人說:「你抱得我太緊了,很熱啊…我快窒息了。」

男人笑著說:「我喜歡抱著妳,否則我睡不著。」

當他們成為夫妻以後,有一天女人投訴:「你晚上睡覺都沒抱著我,這和我一個人睡有什麼分別。」

男人說:「抱在一起大家都睡不好,難道妳不覺得嗎?」

(B)某天男人會突然在鬧市中把女人抱起,走長長的一段路。女人笑說:「你瘋了嗎?快把我放下來,讓人看到 不好。」

男人說:「怕什麼?我喜歡抱著妳。」

若干年以後,女人在鬧市中向男人撒嬌:「抱我!」

男人說:「妳瘋了嗎?」

(C)某天女人跟男人說:「抱我!」男人乖乖彎腰,把女人抱上床。

若干年以後,女人跟男人說:「抱我上床!」

男人沒好氣的說:「妳腳斷了嗎?」

(D)某天男人向女人許諾:「即使妳將來變成一個大肥婆,我也要天天抱妳,妳變成老太婆,我也繼續抱著妳。」

?若干年之後女人胖了,老了,要男人抱, 男人沒好氣地說:「妳想壓死我嗎?」

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很難相信,當年抱妳和若干年之後不抱妳的,竟是同一個男人…

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【註】結婚後,他抱妳,福氣啦!

若干年後,沒抱妳,正常啦!別介意!

不過,無論如何,看完這文章,女人要諒解,男人要檢討!

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Friday, February 20, 2009 Post By: Marvel2U

Chinese Artist Paints Daughter In The Nude As An Oriental Goddess

61 year old artist by the name of Mr. Li Zhuang Ping in China and his 23 year old daughter Ms. Li Qin are making news over nude art work. Mr. Ping asked his lovely young daughter to pose nude for a series of his goddess-themed paintings. And as you can see from the art work below, she said yes. So, as you look at Li Qin's ample breast, know you are looking at her full tits through her father's eye. Note the detailed of the nipples, No Way This is Sick and Totally Disgusting! The father and daughter duo from the Szechuan area have stunned the Chinese art community with their realistic oil paintings. Mr. Li Zhuang Ping said to reporters:

"(his daughter's) form and her natural beauty are what I had in mind for the image of a goddess."

"It was only after getting her approval that I allowed her to be my model."

"I set up a personal blog last year and posted my daughter's and my artworks online. Not one comment posted was of an obscene or sexual nature."

He added: "I created the 'Oriental goddess' series with her. She is both the model in the painting and the artist who creates (the artwork) with me."

"And yes, my wife approved," said Mr Li.

His daughter said she began modeling for him five or six years ago, and also worked with him to create the 'Oriental Goddess' series of oil paintings on canvas. She said, "he found that I possessed the classical beauty of an Oriental female." And with statements like that, of course accusations of incest was not far behind. Some people in China say while there might be no physical relationship between father and daughter, the oil paintings are a kind of spiritual incest. I am not sure about all that, but I am pretty freaked out about how nice this old dude painted his daughter's breast. I am betting he was generous to her... like any proud father would. LOL... Click on pictures to enlarge.






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Friday, February 13, 2009 Post By: Marvel2U
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